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The following events take place July 4, 2007.
There was an unusual air about the fourth of July this year. None of my friends planned trips to Coney Island, no bands
booked any shows and I had no idea what the guy I am dating was doing.
I believed my day was a bust when I woke up at three P.M. to the rainy
meaningless day.
I
struck drunk gold when my friend Kross told me there was a barbeque at
deejay DRG's house. I know Daniel (DRG) from a drunken night at Lit
when I found a bottle of wine sitting under a table and decided to go
into the back room and uncork it. Sitting around the smoke filled room
on ripped leather couches, we passed the bottle of wine around like a
40 ounce of Olde E. The atmosphere could have easily been placed in the
projects of the Lower East Side where the cipher would have been
puff-puff pass followed by cottonmouth and a need for beer.
I stopped procrastinating, met Kross and hopped on the L train. This
was an uneventful ride; we eventually found Daniel's new home in the
ghetto amongst the warehouses and projects. Once we settled in, we hit
the grill. I drank a bunch of Coronas and a few vodka and C-Town black
cherry soda combinations (at that point it felt like I was celebrating
Cinco de Mayo) and grabbed a to-go cup for the fireworks. As we made
our way through the rain to a warehouse that was supposed to be down
the block -as all people in Brooklyn like to trick us Manattanites- but
actually was at least three blocks away and four very long staircases
up, we were there.
Amongst the rooftops filled with hipsters atop their warehouses and
thugs on their project roofs, I realized nobody really cares about the
real meaning of Independence Day. I lost interest halfway through the
fireworks and realized I was surrounded by hipsters in "East
Williamsburg" and I should jump off the roof. After a split second
thought of suicide, I thought of ending the misery of everyone by
pushing these want-to-be-bohemian failures off the roof, then the
fireworks became interesting again. Sorry blue-collars, once again I am
a failure to be your hero.
After it was all over, we got back on the L train to go home. Kross and
I sat across from this lovely dimpled girl immersed in a book. "Is that
the new Harry Potter?" I heard a male, seated on the other side of the
pole from the girl, ask. I didn't look up because all I could think
about was Daniel Radcliffe and what a total piece of ass the dork that
plays Harry Potter had grown into. Eventually my dirty thoughts about
Harry Potter and his magic wand were interupted by Kross saying
something unheard by me. My intrigue now shifted to the two Potter
fans. They indulged themselves in each other's knowledge of the series
of books. It was an instant connection. I whispered to Kross to watch
them as we sat on the empty train. My entire life I have imagined what
it would be like to witness such an event; a classic story in the
making or an ad on the back of the Village Voice: "7/4/07 L Train:
12:01 A.M. You Harry Potter Goddess. Me Harry Potter Nerd. I shouldn't
have let you go! Please contact me at
\n PotterNerd@yahoo.com
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"
Insert my sappy sigh here.
They continued to converse about the on-goings of the Potter saga. I
asked Kross if we could stay on the train to see how this panned out.
He said we could. A bleach blonde man boarded the train and sat between
the two. I freaked out. However, the man realized he was interrupting
their conversation and politely switched seats with the lovely dimpled
girl. She slid closer to her future, or so I hoped.
As the train left Brooklyn, and approached First Avenue in Manhattan, I
realized she was adjusting her shoulder bag and preparing to get off
the train! The guy did not seem as though he was going to get up or ask
her for her contact information. I sat there and whispered to myself,
"Ask for the info! ASK!" Others, aware of the two, watched with
anticipation as we pulled into the station. The thought was shattered.
She said her pleasantries and got off the train. I lagged behind as
Kross got off and the bottle blonde gave the Harry Potter guy a
handshake. I stopped, looked at the guy and pointed "You need to get
off this train and get her number!" He shrugged with a huge smile "But
I have a girlfriend." I said, "So what?" and then skipped off the train
before the doors closed. I could hear the laughter from the people on
the train who agreed with my encouragement.
In front of me, walked the lovely dimpled girl out of the subway. I was
tempted to stop her and ask why she did not bother getting his
information. It is rare to find a connection with anyone, whether it is
love or friendship, so despite having a significant other, you never
know where you will meet your best friend or future love. For me, it
was just another jaded mark despite the hope I had for the two.
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